Well, the blonde came straight at me. I thought she were goin' ter claw me. She 'ad a right funny look in 'er eyes.
I don't care what anybody says, women can be just as dangerous as men. They carry sharp things that the police don't even count as weapons, an' they should!
So I gave 'er a little shove ter discourage 'er, like, and she fell over too.
The black one were 'angin' on ter the other one's arms ter restrain 'im.
Then she started shoutin' for the Police, so Joe grabbed me and we started runnin' away. I did stop an' give the one on the ground a last kick. 'E weren't movin'. We done 'im good an' proper!
