{"id":266,"date":"2017-02-12T12:07:16","date_gmt":"2017-02-12T12:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/?p=266"},"modified":"2018-03-18T14:28:38","modified_gmt":"2018-03-18T14:28:38","slug":"grumpy-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/2017\/02\/grumpy-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Grumpy numbers&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a contribution to one of my favourite challenges, <a href=\"http:\/\/themaleroomchallengeblog.blogspot.co.uk\/\">The Male Room<\/a>. One can never have too many male cards.\u00a0 I often need birthday cards for men, so always need ideas.\u00a0 This week&#8217;s The Male Room challenge is:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themaleroomchallengeblog.blogspot.co.uk\/2017\/02\/challenge-53-theme.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-I9qems_-k5s\/WJpH1z_XupI\/AAAAAAAAdfg\/t2WSlQClrioiFNR5lvxP6xfYSQ2UYDKKQCLcB\/s320\/TMR%252353.png\" width=\"185\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and this is what I came up with. It&#8217;s not completely original as there are lots of &#8220;loading&#8221; jokes around the Internet, but this is my take on it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"photoset_row photoset_row_1\" style=\"height: 499px; width: 500px;\"><a id=\"photoset_link_171997351301_1\" class=\"photoset_photo rapid-noclick-resp\" href=\"http:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/2362346d1b6c6e42fd76fc14eae9cf1b\/tumblr_p5sidnlILh1qccpfeo1_1280.jpg\" data-enable-lightbox=\"1\" data-photoset-index=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" style=\"width: 500px;\" src=\"http:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/2362346d1b6c6e42fd76fc14eae9cf1b\/tumblr_p5sidnlILh1qccpfeo1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-pin-url=\"http:\/\/helenwhitehead.tumblr.com\/post\/171997351301\" data-pin-description=\"Helen Whitehead\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Apologies for the dark photo &#8211; it&#8217;s pretty dark and rainy here.<\/p>\n<p>We haven&#8217;t decided whether to give it to its intended recipient. Most people think it&#8217;s hilarious but he might not&#8230; What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>An explanation in haiku:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Looking at the world<br \/>\nThrough grumpy young eyes, as if<br \/>\nSpiderwebs obscure<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 395px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 395px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 395px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a contribution to one of my favourite challenges, The Male Room. One can never have too many male cards.\u00a0 I often need birthday cards for men, so always need ideas.\u00a0 This week&#8217;s The Male Room challenge is: &#8230;and this is what I came up with. It&#8217;s not completely original as there are lots [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6,8,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":789,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions\/789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}