{"id":167,"date":"2016-11-21T19:10:39","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T19:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/?p=167"},"modified":"2016-11-22T20:11:06","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T20:11:06","slug":"science-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/2016\/11\/science-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Science humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have scientists in the family. So a science card is bound to find a home.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been commissioned to create cards for scientists too, for a doctor marrying a computer scientist, and for a mitochondrial researcher (a graphical representation of mitochondria makes a great zentangle). Mostly biology related science, but today&#8217;s card is more chemistry. I asked the science teacher in the family for a joke&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-168\" src=\"http:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/sciencecard-300x279.png\" alt=\"science card\" width=\"300\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/sciencecard-300x279.png 300w, https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/sciencecard-150x140.png 150w, https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/sciencecard.png 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Difficult to do a haiku for this one&#8230; but best to adapt the text really!<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to tell<br \/>\nyou a great science joke but<br \/>\nthe best jokes argon<\/p>\n<p>Entering this one for <a href=\"http:\/\/themaleroomchallengeblog.blogspot.co.uk\/2016\/11\/challenge-48-theme.html\">The Male Room challenge #48 <\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-1pUBluuY4Qk\/V_t-m39PgEI\/AAAAAAAAb4k\/YPvq3gEhi2wbUiC0BRcIOuZLmKOclSJhgCLcB\/s1600\/TMR%252348.png\" width=\"322\" height=\"322\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have scientists in the family. So a science card is bound to find a home.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been commissioned to create cards for scientists too, for a doctor marrying a computer scientist, and for a mitochondrial researcher (a graphical representation of mitochondria makes a great zentangle). Mostly biology related science, but today&#8217;s card is more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,13],"tags":[44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenwhitehead.com\/haiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}