Well, I didn't like that big chap's attitude and I would've hit him, but our Mickey got in first.

He's very loyal, our Mickey, and he could see I were offended.

It were a good hit. Laid the bearded chap out straight.

Everyone were shoutin' by now and I were grinnin' and laughin' and clappin' Mickey on the back.

Well, I would've left it at that but this big chap comes from the back at a dead run and cannons into Mickey and before yer could blink, there were Mickey on his backside, too.

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Last amended on 8th December 1996 / copyright H. M. Whitehead